For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. For the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.Life has now been explained to you.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service. If you are looking for me, I will be on the front porch!This one is compliments of chuckMinnesota Phone CompanyThere was a Minnesota phone company that was going to hire one team of telephone pole installers, and the boss had to choose between a team of twoNorwegian guys and a team of two Irish guys.So the boss met with both teams and said: "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new road for a day. The team that installs the most phone poles gets the job."Both teams headed right out.At end of the shift, Pat and Mike, the Irish guys, came back and the boss asked them how many they had installed. They said that it was. But see he gets in there and sleeps on the floor with the shower running on hot for 25 mintues! So I went in and told him that he needs to wash. He is getting to be a big boy and his body is changing. He looked at me with a half asleep, crabby face, and said "well what do I do?" I thought to myself "REALLY?" So I said well get shampoo and wash your hair. So he did, then I took out a bar of soap from my cabinet and said "here, if your going to stand there you might as well accomplish something". So I stood off to the side, and watched as he rubbed the bar across only his chest, like 2 times. Im like "dude, you gotta do more than that" I said you are a teenager with pubic hair now, you gotta wash or your gonna stink!" I was getting frusterated!! He copped and attitude and said "well if your so damn good at everything show me!" And he threw the soap at me. So i said fine!! So I stripped off my undies and tank top (as thats what I sleep in), and pushed him to the side. I said "WATCH"!.
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